Show Dates

 

Thursday, August 22nd - 7pm
Side Effex Stand Up - Open Mic
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Side Effex

Friday, August 23rd - 7pm
Lucha Frontera - Pro Wrestling
El Paso, Texas
Barnett Harley Davidson

Saturday, August 24th - 7pm
Iron Hills Championship Wrestling
Colorado Springs, Colorado
Union Station

Thursday, August 29th - 7pm
Side Effex Stand Up - Open Mic
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Side Effex

Thursday, August 29th - 8pm
Comedy Roast Battles
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Tractor Brewery Wells Park

Friday, August 30th - 9:30pm
Friday Night Fools
Albuquerque, New Mexico
T-Lab

Thursday, September 5th - 7pm
Side Effex Stand Up - Open Mic
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Side Effex

Friday, September 6th - 8pm
First Friday's Comedy Contest
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Tractor Brewery Wells Park

Saturday, September 7th - 6pm
The Dinner Detective
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Albuquerque Marriott Uptown

Thursday, September 12th - 7:30pm
Thursday Night Standup
Bernalillo, New Mexico
The Stage at The Star

Friday, September 13th - 7pm & 9:30pm
Michelle Wolf w/ Rusty Rutherford
Bernalillo, New Mexico
The Stage at The Star

Saturday, September 14th - 7pm & 9:30pm
Michelle Wolf w/ Rusty Rutherford
Bernalillo, New Mexico
The Stage at The Star

 

Thursday, September 19th - 7pm
Side Effex Stand Up - Open Mic
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Side Effex

 

Thursday, September 26th - 7pm
Side Effex Stand Up - Open Mic
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Side Effex

Saturday, September 28th - 6pm
The Dinner Detective
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Albuquerque Marriott Uptown


 



 

Tuesday
Jul232019

I was the victim of Sextortion

 

 

Sextortion refers to the broad category of sexual exploitation in which abuse of power is the means of coercion, as well as to the category of sexual exploitation in which threatened release of sexual images or information is the means of coercion. (Wikipedia)

 

 

While most logical people would either ignor this email, or send a quick 800$ in Bitcoin to avoid having their video sent to the world, I got a little Stockholm syndrome and decided the best bet was to befriend my victimizer

 

 

I'll keep ya'll posted if I here back from this dude that hacked my computer. I plan on inviting him to Dave and Busters soon. Fingers crossed!

 

If you want to find out more about this scam, go read this.

Monday
Jul012019

I get to open for Brian Posehn!!

 

I'm super excited to be opening for Brian Posehn on August 10th at The Stage at The Star!


Tickets start at just 20 bucks and you can GET 'EM HERE

 

Comedian/actor/writer Brian Posehn always has a full plate in front of him. He is constantly touring as a stand-up comedian in the best comedy clubs and rock venues in the country. 2013 marked the release of his first hour long special, The Fartist, through Netflix. Brian is currently writing a book to be released in 2017. His latest specials "25x2" and "Criminally Posehn" can be seen on SeeSo. He has a popular podcast, Nerd Poker, on the Earwolf Network.

Brian co-starred in Universal's feature, The Five-Year Engagement, directed by Nick Stoller and produced by Judd Apatow and in the popular Canadian indie comedy, Lloyd the Conqueror. In the last year he has done guest spots on the sitcoms, The Big Bang Theory, You're the Worst, Guys With Kids and Anger Management. He also starred for three seasons in Comedy Central's popular show, The Sarah Silverman Program, and toured as one of the original members of the Comedians of Comedy.

Besides writing and performing on HBO's acclaimed Mr. Show, he has appeared in sitcoms such as Just Shoot Me, Seinfeld, NewsRadio, Californication, Everybody Loves Raymond and Friends. He also has an extensive resume in voice-acting including Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Adventure Time, Metalocalypse, Bob’s Burgers, Mission Hill and American Dad.

Brian has also appeared in several movies, including Judd Apatow’s Funny People, Rob Zombie's The Devil's Rejects, Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer, Sex Drive, and Surfs Up.

He has written episodes of The Sarah Silverman Program and Metalocalypse (Adult Swim). He’s written for the popular sketch show, Human Giant and various specials and roasts including recent stints on the Oscars and The Comedy Central Roast of Rosanne Barr. In 2009 and 2010, Brian directed a video and a Comedy Central pilot for the hilarious hair metal band, Steel Panther.

In 2006 he released his first graphic novel, The Last Christmas, and his debut comedy album: Live in Nerd Rage. In 2009, Brian released his album, Fart and Weiner Jokes.

2013 also marked the release of a book co-written by Brian with Bob Odenkirk and David Cross called Hollywood Said No. He is also currently producing a Comedy Metal album with Scott Ian.

Sunday
May192019

Albuquerque Funny Fiesta 2019

The 2019 ABQ Funny Fiesta is the premier comedy festival in New Mexico! The festival will be June 14th and 15th- featuring two jam-packed days of stand-up, improv, sketch, film, magic, and more!! Tickets are now on sale! You can purchase individual show tickets or grab yourself a three-show pass and save some cash!

Schedule:

Friday, June 14th


Kick-Off Comedy, 6 – 7:30, Hosted by Kendra Jean Brand
Ann Gora
Tyler Jackson
Bryan Lambe
Lydia Manning
Fill & Wes
Royal Wood
Greg Ziomek
Melissa Eslinger


Long-Form Improv, 8 – 8:45pm
The One Night Stanleys


Out-of Towners Stand-Up, 9 – 9:45pm, Hosted by Mary Byrd
Sarah Mowrey
Mary Jane French
Carolyn Bergier


Saturday, June 15th


Funny Fiesta Short Film Festival, 4 – 4:45pm
Blackout Cheap Date
Siren 13 Media
Match Match: Promo and Russ T.
Nerdtastic
Offset Webseries
Match Match: Naat Aasha
Blackout Burito
Good Buddy
Match Match Snatch Snatch: Tate


Podcast, 5 – 5:45pm
Spec Script


Short-Form Improv, 6 – 6:45pm
The Show Courtesy of The Box


Sketch, 7 – 7:45pm
Blackout Sketch Show


Sarah Kennedy Headliner Stand-up, 8 – 8:45pm
Mary Byrd
Sarah Kennedy


Kristal Adams Headliner Stand-Up, 9 – 9:45pm
Rusty Rutherford
Kristal Adams


The Blue Show, 10-11:30pm, Hosted by Sarah K.
Lydia Manning
Rusty Rutherford
Ann Gora
Bryan Lambe
The Show
Blackout Sketch
Sarah Mowry
Kristal Adams
Kendra Jean Brand
Mary Jane French
Carolyn Bergier

 

Sunday
May052019

Do you like sex: yes o not?

Being a big celebrity can be fun, but at times it gets exhausting trying to decide what girls I want to date from all the girls that hit up my DMs. I'm proud to say, I finally found one worth keeping...

*Don't worry, I didn't give her my real number. I gave her the number of someone who has been talking trash to me.

Sunday
Apr072019

The post that got me kicked out of Abq Metro Crime Watch

If you are one of my loyal six fans that check out this website frequently, you'll know that I have a bit of a history with the facebook group Albuquerque Metro Crime Watch. It's a self proclaimed "PRO-POLICE GROUP" that alerts citiznes of the 505 of local crime, usually in the form of people complaining about panhandlers or cautioning others that they saw a syringe in the Wal-Mart parking lot.

Sometimes I try to lighten up the gloom-and-doom nature of the group with a silly little post that usually gets a lot interaction and comments until the snowflake moderators find it and delete it. Well this time, the moderators had enough and banned me from the group for this bad boy...

 

Many of the group's members appreciated the post, but some did not, like Lewin Tut and Jared Joestar.