Show Dates

 

Thursday, September 12th - 7:30pm
Thursday Night Standup
Bernalillo, New Mexico
The Stage at The Star

 

Thursday, September 19th - 7pm
Side Effex Stand Up - Open Mic
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Side Effex

Thursday, September 26th - 7pm
Side Effex Stand Up - Open Mic
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Side Effex

Saturday, September 28th - 6pm
The Dinner Detective
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Albuquerque Marriott Uptown

Friday, October 4th - 8pm
First Friday's Comedy Contest
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Tractor Brewery Wells Park


 



 

Monday
Sep162019

Why you should be nice...

Thursday
Sep122019

Hellofresh - Food for Juggalos

WhoopWhoopFresh!

The other day I made the mistake of clicking on a Hellofresh ad. Within minutes of my initial click, everyone of my social media accounts were flooded with Hellofresh promotions, some featuring America’s hottest celebrities, like Jessica Alba and Tanner Tolbert (former loser of TV’s hit show, “The Bachelorette.”) I felt like the cook-it-yourself company was missing out on a huge demographic: Juggalos.
After a long day of whoop whooping, Juggalos don’t always have time to go to the grocery store and spend an hour shopping for healthy meals. That’s where Hellofresh would come in handy. Light up a blunt and wash the blood off your hatchet, because you’re gonna need it to cook easy home-made meals shipped straight to your studio apartment door.
I tweaked a few of Hellofresh's ads to include the Insane Clown Posse’s own Shaggy 2 Dope and Violent J. Hopefully this is enough to get me hired by Hellofresh and/or ICP.
Shaggy 2 Dope reads the recipe while Violent J tries not to cry while chopping the onions.
Violent J enjoys the versatility of his hatchet while cooking gourmet meals with a white lady from the comfort of his own home.
Monday
Sep022019

Wowza! September Shows

September is gonna be an action packed month! I'm super excited to open up for Michelle Wolf for four shows at The Stage! I've also got my new Comedy Bingo open mic every Thursday at Side Effex, where the crowd plays BINGO based on the comedians' sets to win drinks and prizes. We have a stacked line up for our First Friday's Comedy Contest, where 10 comedians battle it out and the audience decides the winners. I'm the host for First Friday's contest, but this month I'll get to compete in another contest for Buck D's Comedy Competion.

On top of all the stand up, I've got a couple of Dinner Detective, interactive murder-mystery-comedy shows. It's not your normal dinner theater show, so you should definitely hit one of those up for something you've probably never experienced before. At Barney Lopez's Birthday Banger, I'll be performing songs from the smash hit, "Tony Hawk Pro Skater" games. All that's happening in Albuquerque and Bernallilo, New Mexico, but I'll also be hitting up Denver to do what I can to help "The Trash King" Ray Basura win the Slave to the Death Match tournament. If you've every seen clips of Cactus Jack VS Terry Funk, throwing each other through barb-wire, C-4 explosives covered tables, that's what I'm expecting at this bound-to-be-bloody pro wrestling tournament.

Come laugh at me, rap with me, or wrestling me, this September!

 

Tuesday
Jul232019

I was the victim of Sextortion

 

 

Sextortion refers to the broad category of sexual exploitation in which abuse of power is the means of coercion, as well as to the category of sexual exploitation in which threatened release of sexual images or information is the means of coercion. (Wikipedia)

 

 

While most logical people would either ignor this email, or send a quick 800$ in Bitcoin to avoid having their video sent to the world, I got a little Stockholm syndrome and decided the best bet was to befriend my victimizer

 

 

I'll keep ya'll posted if I here back from this dude that hacked my computer. I plan on inviting him to Dave and Busters soon. Fingers crossed!

 

If you want to find out more about this scam, go read this.

Monday
Jul012019

I get to open for Brian Posehn!!

 

I'm super excited to be opening for Brian Posehn on August 10th at The Stage at The Star!


Tickets start at just 20 bucks and you can GET 'EM HERE

 

Comedian/actor/writer Brian Posehn always has a full plate in front of him. He is constantly touring as a stand-up comedian in the best comedy clubs and rock venues in the country. 2013 marked the release of his first hour long special, The Fartist, through Netflix. Brian is currently writing a book to be released in 2017. His latest specials "25x2" and "Criminally Posehn" can be seen on SeeSo. He has a popular podcast, Nerd Poker, on the Earwolf Network.

Brian co-starred in Universal's feature, The Five-Year Engagement, directed by Nick Stoller and produced by Judd Apatow and in the popular Canadian indie comedy, Lloyd the Conqueror. In the last year he has done guest spots on the sitcoms, The Big Bang Theory, You're the Worst, Guys With Kids and Anger Management. He also starred for three seasons in Comedy Central's popular show, The Sarah Silverman Program, and toured as one of the original members of the Comedians of Comedy.

Besides writing and performing on HBO's acclaimed Mr. Show, he has appeared in sitcoms such as Just Shoot Me, Seinfeld, NewsRadio, Californication, Everybody Loves Raymond and Friends. He also has an extensive resume in voice-acting including Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Adventure Time, Metalocalypse, Bob’s Burgers, Mission Hill and American Dad.

Brian has also appeared in several movies, including Judd Apatow’s Funny People, Rob Zombie's The Devil's Rejects, Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer, Sex Drive, and Surfs Up.

He has written episodes of The Sarah Silverman Program and Metalocalypse (Adult Swim). He’s written for the popular sketch show, Human Giant and various specials and roasts including recent stints on the Oscars and The Comedy Central Roast of Rosanne Barr. In 2009 and 2010, Brian directed a video and a Comedy Central pilot for the hilarious hair metal band, Steel Panther.

In 2006 he released his first graphic novel, The Last Christmas, and his debut comedy album: Live in Nerd Rage. In 2009, Brian released his album, Fart and Weiner Jokes.

2013 also marked the release of a book co-written by Brian with Bob Odenkirk and David Cross called Hollywood Said No. He is also currently producing a Comedy Metal album with Scott Ian.