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Friday
Aug122011

Bullet Proof

Just finished writing a new rap called Bullet Proof.  It's about how I'm Bullet Proof.  Keep checking the Rusta Rhymes page or come to a show to see it debuted soon, but until then here's a sneak peak....

 

I got Bullet Proof gloves
And Bullet Proof socks
I wear a Bullet Proof rubber
On my Bullet Proof cock

I got a Bullet Proof shirt
With a Bullet Proof zia
And when I eat Garcia's
It's Bullet Proof sopapillas

A Bullet Proof house
With my Bullet Proof parents
And the window's Bullet Proof
But I guess that's apparent

I ride to work
On my Bullet Proof bike
And when I play with little kids
We fly Bullet Proof kites

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    This picture should be awarded with the title of hilarious picture of the year. It really needs a sense of humor to change a serious situation into a hilarious moment and this guy has a good sense of humor. Lolz
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