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Monday
Oct222018

What to do if you find a syringe at Walmart

I'm a member of a fun group on facebook called Albuquerque Metro Crime Watch. The group doesn't believe in the old saying "snitches get stitches," and they will let you know about all the dangerous happenings in Albuquerque from waking up to a broken car window to panhandlers who are really millionaires.

I came to the conclusion that it's my civic duty to help facebook fight the crime.

Recently a nice young lady named Bondiana brought to the group's attention that she saved the lives of several people by alerting a Walmart manager that their was a needle in the parking lot. Unfortunately, the manager threw the needle in a plain ol' trash can, which I'm pretty sure is a felony, so I decided to alert the group of the proper thing to do if you find a needle in a Walmart parking lot. Hope this helps to save some more lives.

The day after my conversation with Bondiana, fate came back to bite me. I was visiting Costco when I found a syringe, much bigger than the one that Bondiana found, in the parking lot. I knew the responsible thing to do was to share my discovery with the group.

 

My post blew up on the page, and got nearly 300 responses in the short time it was up. Several people asked what the large syringe was used for, and I informed them that I was pretty sure junkies used it to shoot marijuanas into each other’s rectums. But suddenly the Facebook notifications stopped coming. I checked the page, and my post was gone. I was not kicked out of the group, but I realized I was skating on thin ice, and I didn't want to lose my membership in the group, otherwise I wouldn't know where the pan handlers were in Albuquerque. I accepted my defeat, and apologized to all of those I hurt along the way.

 


 

 



 

 

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