Show Dates

 Thursday, October 17th - 7pm 
Side Effex Stand Up - Open Mic
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Side Effex

Saturday, October 19th - 8pm
Party Hard Wrestling
Mesa, Arizon
The Nile

Saturday, October 19th - 11pm
Party Hard After Party

 Stand Up with Colt Cabana
Mesa, Arizon
National Comedy Theatre

Monday, October 21st - 8pm
Geeks Who Drink
Albuquerque, New Mexico
O'Niell's Heights

Thursday, October 24th - 7pm
Side Effex Stand Up - Open Mic
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Side Effex

Saturday, October 26th - 8pm
Canteen Comedy Night
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Canteen Brewhouse (2381 Aztec NE)

Thursday, October 31st - 7pm
Side Effex Stand Up - Open Mic
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Side Effex

Friday, November 1st - 8pm
First Friday's Comedy Contest
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Tractor Brewery Wells Park

Saturday, November 2nd - 10pm
Reptilian Lounge
Albuquerque, New Mexico
T-Lab

Thursday, November 7th - 7pm
Side Effex Stand Up - Open Mic
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Side Effex

Friday, November 8th - 8pm
Comedy Roast Battles
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Tractor Brewery Wells Park

Thursday, November 14th - 7pm
Side Effex Stand Up - Open Mic
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Side Effex

Saturday, November 15th - 8pm
Party Hard Wrestling
Mesa, Arizon
The Nile

Thursday, November 21st - 7:30pm
Thursday Night Standup
Bernalillo, New Mexico
The Stage at The Star

Friday, December 6th - 8pm
First Friday's Comedy Contest
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Tractor Brewery Wells Park

Thursday, December 12th - 7:30pm
Thursday Night Standup
Bernalillo, New Mexico
The Stage at The Star

 



 

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Thursday
Sep122019

Hellofresh - Food for Juggalos

WhoopWhoopFresh!

The other day I made the mistake of clicking on a Hellofresh ad. Within minutes of my initial click, everyone of my social media accounts were flooded with Hellofresh promotions, some featuring America’s hottest celebrities, like Jessica Alba and Tanner Tolbert (former loser of TV’s hit show, “The Bachelorette.”) I felt like the cook-it-yourself company was missing out on a huge demographic: Juggalos.
After a long day of whoop whooping, Juggalos don’t always have time to go to the grocery store and spend an hour shopping for healthy meals. That’s where Hellofresh would come in handy. Light up a blunt and wash the blood off your hatchet, because you’re gonna need it to cook easy home-made meals shipped straight to your studio apartment door.
I tweaked a few of Hellofresh's ads to include the Insane Clown Posse’s own Shaggy 2 Dope and Violent J. Hopefully this is enough to get me hired by Hellofresh and/or ICP.
Shaggy 2 Dope reads the recipe while Violent J tries not to cry while chopping the onions.
Violent J enjoys the versatility of his hatchet while cooking gourmet meals with a white lady from the comfort of his own home.

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