Show Dates

 Thursday, October 17th - 7pm 
Side Effex Stand Up - Open Mic
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Side Effex

Saturday, October 19th - 8pm
Party Hard Wrestling
Mesa, Arizon
The Nile

Saturday, October 19th - 11pm
Party Hard After Party

 Stand Up with Colt Cabana
Mesa, Arizon
National Comedy Theatre

Monday, October 21st - 8pm
Geeks Who Drink
Albuquerque, New Mexico
O'Niell's Heights

Thursday, October 24th - 7pm
Side Effex Stand Up - Open Mic
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Side Effex

Saturday, October 26th - 8pm
Canteen Comedy Night
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Canteen Brewhouse (2381 Aztec NE)

Thursday, October 31st - 7pm
Side Effex Stand Up - Open Mic
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Side Effex

Friday, November 1st - 8pm
First Friday's Comedy Contest
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Tractor Brewery Wells Park

Saturday, November 2nd - 10pm
Reptilian Lounge
Albuquerque, New Mexico
T-Lab

Thursday, November 7th - 7pm
Side Effex Stand Up - Open Mic
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Side Effex

Friday, November 8th - 8pm
Comedy Roast Battles
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Tractor Brewery Wells Park

Thursday, November 14th - 7pm
Side Effex Stand Up - Open Mic
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Side Effex

Saturday, November 15th - 8pm
Party Hard Wrestling
Mesa, Arizon
The Nile

Thursday, November 21st - 7:30pm
Thursday Night Standup
Bernalillo, New Mexico
The Stage at The Star

Friday, December 6th - 8pm
First Friday's Comedy Contest
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Tractor Brewery Wells Park

Thursday, December 12th - 7:30pm
Thursday Night Standup
Bernalillo, New Mexico
The Stage at The Star

 



 

Monday
Sep022019

Wowza! September Shows

September is gonna be an action packed month! I'm super excited to open up for Michelle Wolf for four shows at The Stage! I've also got my new Comedy Bingo open mic every Thursday at Side Effex, where the crowd plays BINGO based on the comedians' sets to win drinks and prizes. We have a stacked line up for our First Friday's Comedy Contest, where 10 comedians battle it out and the audience decides the winners. I'm the host for First Friday's contest, but this month I'll get to compete in another contest for Buck D's Comedy Competion.

On top of all the stand up, I've got a couple of Dinner Detective, interactive murder-mystery-comedy shows. It's not your normal dinner theater show, so you should definitely hit one of those up for something you've probably never experienced before. At Barney Lopez's Birthday Banger, I'll be performing songs from the smash hit, "Tony Hawk Pro Skater" games. All that's happening in Albuquerque and Bernallilo, New Mexico, but I'll also be hitting up Denver to do what I can to help "The Trash King" Ray Basura win the Slave to the Death Match tournament. If you've every seen clips of Cactus Jack VS Terry Funk, throwing each other through barb-wire, C-4 explosives covered tables, that's what I'm expecting at this bound-to-be-bloody pro wrestling tournament.

Come laugh at me, rap with me, or wrestling me, this September!

 

Tuesday
Jul232019

I was the victim of Sextortion

 

 

Sextortion refers to the broad category of sexual exploitation in which abuse of power is the means of coercion, as well as to the category of sexual exploitation in which threatened release of sexual images or information is the means of coercion. (Wikipedia)

 

 

While most logical people would either ignor this email, or send a quick 800$ in Bitcoin to avoid having their video sent to the world, I got a little Stockholm syndrome and decided the best bet was to befriend my victimizer

 

 

I'll keep ya'll posted if I here back from this dude that hacked my computer. I plan on inviting him to Dave and Busters soon. Fingers crossed!

 

If you want to find out more about this scam, go read this.

Monday
Jul012019

I get to open for Brian Posehn!!

 

I'm super excited to be opening for Brian Posehn on August 10th at The Stage at The Star!


Tickets start at just 20 bucks and you can GET 'EM HERE

 

Comedian/actor/writer Brian Posehn always has a full plate in front of him. He is constantly touring as a stand-up comedian in the best comedy clubs and rock venues in the country. 2013 marked the release of his first hour long special, The Fartist, through Netflix. Brian is currently writing a book to be released in 2017. His latest specials "25x2" and "Criminally Posehn" can be seen on SeeSo. He has a popular podcast, Nerd Poker, on the Earwolf Network.

Brian co-starred in Universal's feature, The Five-Year Engagement, directed by Nick Stoller and produced by Judd Apatow and in the popular Canadian indie comedy, Lloyd the Conqueror. In the last year he has done guest spots on the sitcoms, The Big Bang Theory, You're the Worst, Guys With Kids and Anger Management. He also starred for three seasons in Comedy Central's popular show, The Sarah Silverman Program, and toured as one of the original members of the Comedians of Comedy.

Besides writing and performing on HBO's acclaimed Mr. Show, he has appeared in sitcoms such as Just Shoot Me, Seinfeld, NewsRadio, Californication, Everybody Loves Raymond and Friends. He also has an extensive resume in voice-acting including Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Adventure Time, Metalocalypse, Bob’s Burgers, Mission Hill and American Dad.

Brian has also appeared in several movies, including Judd Apatow’s Funny People, Rob Zombie's The Devil's Rejects, Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer, Sex Drive, and Surfs Up.

He has written episodes of The Sarah Silverman Program and Metalocalypse (Adult Swim). He’s written for the popular sketch show, Human Giant and various specials and roasts including recent stints on the Oscars and The Comedy Central Roast of Rosanne Barr. In 2009 and 2010, Brian directed a video and a Comedy Central pilot for the hilarious hair metal band, Steel Panther.

In 2006 he released his first graphic novel, The Last Christmas, and his debut comedy album: Live in Nerd Rage. In 2009, Brian released his album, Fart and Weiner Jokes.

2013 also marked the release of a book co-written by Brian with Bob Odenkirk and David Cross called Hollywood Said No. He is also currently producing a Comedy Metal album with Scott Ian.

Sunday
May192019

Albuquerque Funny Fiesta 2019

The 2019 ABQ Funny Fiesta is the premier comedy festival in New Mexico! The festival will be June 14th and 15th- featuring two jam-packed days of stand-up, improv, sketch, film, magic, and more!! Tickets are now on sale! You can purchase individual show tickets or grab yourself a three-show pass and save some cash!

Schedule:

Friday, June 14th


Kick-Off Comedy, 6 – 7:30, Hosted by Kendra Jean Brand
Ann Gora
Tyler Jackson
Bryan Lambe
Lydia Manning
Fill & Wes
Royal Wood
Greg Ziomek
Melissa Eslinger


Long-Form Improv, 8 – 8:45pm
The One Night Stanleys


Out-of Towners Stand-Up, 9 – 9:45pm, Hosted by Mary Byrd
Sarah Mowrey
Mary Jane French
Carolyn Bergier


Saturday, June 15th


Funny Fiesta Short Film Festival, 4 – 4:45pm
Blackout Cheap Date
Siren 13 Media
Match Match: Promo and Russ T.
Nerdtastic
Offset Webseries
Match Match: Naat Aasha
Blackout Burito
Good Buddy
Match Match Snatch Snatch: Tate


Podcast, 5 – 5:45pm
Spec Script


Short-Form Improv, 6 – 6:45pm
The Show Courtesy of The Box


Sketch, 7 – 7:45pm
Blackout Sketch Show


Sarah Kennedy Headliner Stand-up, 8 – 8:45pm
Mary Byrd
Sarah Kennedy


Kristal Adams Headliner Stand-Up, 9 – 9:45pm
Rusty Rutherford
Kristal Adams


The Blue Show, 10-11:30pm, Hosted by Sarah K.
Lydia Manning
Rusty Rutherford
Ann Gora
Bryan Lambe
The Show
Blackout Sketch
Sarah Mowry
Kristal Adams
Kendra Jean Brand
Mary Jane French
Carolyn Bergier

 

Sunday
May052019

Do you like sex: yes o not?

Being a big celebrity can be fun, but at times it gets exhausting trying to decide what girls I want to date from all the girls that hit up my DMs. I'm proud to say, I finally found one worth keeping...

*Don't worry, I didn't give her my real number. I gave her the number of someone who has been talking trash to me.