Show Dates

Geeks Who Drink - Pub Quiz 
Every Wednesday at 7:00pm
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Tractor Brewery - Four Hills
 
Every Thursday at 7:00pm
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Palmer Brewery & Cider House

Friday, August 3rd - 9:30pm
Headliners Comedy
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Rio Bravo Brewery

Saturday, August 4th - 7:00pm
w/ Steven Michael Quezada
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Barelas Event Center

Saturday, August 11th - 6pm
The Dinner Detective
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Marriott Uptown

Saturday, August 18th - 6pm 
Destiny Wrestling Organization No Regrets
Albuquerque, New Mexico

Cesar Chaves Community Center

Friday, August 24th - 10:30pm 
Sorry, Not Sorry
Albuquerque, New Mexico

The Guild Cinema

Friday, September 7th - 8pm
First Friday's Comedy Contest
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Tractor Brewery - Wells Park


 

 

Sunday
Sep102017

How to get a FREE Moleskine notebook

 

7 years ago my friend Ashley gave me my first Moleskine pocket notebook. I liked the little thing, then when I found out they cost close to $15 I thought that was nuts. I mean, it was an EMPTY book and I was the one doing all the work. I loved the size of the little thing (3.5"X5.5") because it fit perfectly in my back pocket, and constantly having a pen and notebook on me really changed and evolved my comedy and creative world. I experimented with cheaper notebooks that were the same size, but none of them stood up to the Moleskine in durability and none-smear paper. Since then, I've filled up dozens of these small, soft cover notebooks with jokes, grocery lists, and fake phone numbers from cute girls.

My current notebook only has a few pages left, but I'm pretty broke right now, so I decided to reach out to Moleskine via Twitter and plead my case for a free notebook.

 

I still haven't heard back from the people at Moleskine, and I'm almost out of pages. Follow me on Twitter to continue following this journey, or if you really want to help me bypass this Moleskine romance, if you get me a softcover, plain, 3.5"X5.5" Moleskine notebook, I will record a video of me freestyle rapping about you or any subject you give me. Everybody wins!

Wednesday
Aug302017

DIY iPhone 7+ tripod tutorial 

 

Some days you're hanging out and unexpectedly need a tripod for your iPhone 7+, but the fancy one you bought off of Amazon is back at your office. Well you're in luck, because today world famous photographer Nick Tauro Jr. taught me how to make a nice tripod with just a few house hold items. Here's what you'll need:

1 jug sculpting clay
1 PVC elbow - Model: C406-020  

Step 1: Take the jug of sculpting clay and set it on a flat, stable surface such as a table or a tripod. 
Step 2: Set the PVC elbow (Model: C406-020) on top of the jug of sculpting clay. 
Step 3: Set your iPhone 7+ on top of the jug of sculpting clay, parallel to the PVC elbow (Model: C406-020). The PVC elbow (Model: C406-020) will support the iPhone 7+ and keep it from tipping over and falling like a drunk sorierty girl wearing high heels for the first time. 
Step 4: Use your new homemade tripod and iPhone 7+ to take professional photos and videos of exotic animals or exotic dancers or whatever. 
Sunday
Aug202017

First Friday's Comedy Contest - BATTLE OF THE SEXes

 

”Women aren’t funny.” This is a phrase female comedians are sick of hearing, and on Friday, September 1st some of Albuquerque’s funniest ladies are marching forth to prove the naysayers wrong in the first ever 1st Friday’s Comedy Contest: Battle of the Sexes. 1st Friday’s (formally 3rd Thursday’s) Comedy Contest has been taking place at various Albuquerque venues for nearly nine years, the past three of which have been spent at Tractor Brewery in Wells Park. Each month the audience is invited to watch some of the city’s veteran and up-and-coming stand up comics take the stage as they slang jokes in hopes of winning the audience’s vote for that month’s funniest comedian. Over the past year, more and more female comics have been taking the crown. For this show not only will we crown the top three individual winners, but the 5 women and 5 men’s scores will be tallied together to see which sex will have the bragging rights.

Hosted by
Rusty Rutherford
Featuring 10 of Albuquerque’s funniest comedians …. Matt Peterson, Caitlin Minton, Danger K. Varoz, Mary Byrd, Keith Breckenridge, Kendra Jean, Axiao Daniels, Ann Gora, Greg Ziomek and Dawn Schary.

Don't miss this incredible FREE show!

Sunday
Jul092017

The Beach Waterpark - Chris Christie's Home Away From Home

New Jersey Governor, Chris Christie apparently closed down The Beach in Albuquerque, New Mexico in 2005 and has been having private vacations there with his friends and family ever since. Christie supposedly had The Black Hole removed when his friend Bill Richardson, former New Mexico governor, got stuck in the tunnel. It is rumored that other former and current New Mexico governors have been invited to the waterpark, including Susana Martinez, who had a pizza party with the Christie family, and Gary Johnson, who spent most of his visit smoking marijuana on the Lazy River.

 

 

Sunday
Jul022017

How To Promote A Show