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Geeks Who Drink - Pub Quiz 
Every Wednesday at 7:00pm
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Tractor Brewery - Four Hills
 
Every Thursday at 7:00pm
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Palmer Brewery & Cider House

Friday, August 3rd - 9:30pm
Headliners Comedy
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Rio Bravo Brewery

Saturday, August 4th - 7:00pm
w/ Steven Michael Quezada
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Barelas Event Center

Saturday, August 11th - 6pm
The Dinner Detective
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Marriott Uptown

Saturday, August 18th - 6pm 
Destiny Wrestling Organization No Regrets
Albuquerque, New Mexico

Cesar Chaves Community Center

Friday, August 24th - 10:30pm 
Sorry, Not Sorry
Albuquerque, New Mexico

The Guild Cinema

Friday, September 7th - 8pm
First Friday's Comedy Contest
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Tractor Brewery - Wells Park


 

 

Saturday
Oct082011

What's Going On Down There? - A puberty Playdough animation

Saturday
Oct082011

cockAsian

Sunday
Oct022011

To all my sexy, saucy Saudi ladies....

Women's Suffrage finally on the way to Ending Women's Suffering in Saudi Arabia

Saudi Arabia came just a little bit closer to democracy last week when King Abdullah (not to be confused with Abdullah The Butcher) granted women the right to vote and run in upcoming municipal elections.  I'd like to think I had a little bit to do with this groundbreaking decision when I rapped to some Saudi Arabian delicates just several months ago... 

Thursday
Sep292011

Taking Drugs for Science - BONUS RAP!

                  HOT FOR THE EXAMINER                       
(this rap was written during my final drug experiment session)


I pee in a cup
Get my blood pressure checked
Haven’t got off in a while so I’m fully erect.
I elect to examine her
“Her” being the examiner
I have a feeling she’d respect my diameter
Should I reveal this plan to her,
Let her know that I’m horny?
She’s not super-hot but most hot girls kinda bore me.
I’d let her floor me with electrodes on my nipples
Do it like a toad, froggy style on my pickle
I’d diddle her middle like a finely tuned fiddle
And we’d solve each other’s bodies like a complicated riddle

‘Cause I’m hot for the examiner and she’s hot for me
She sees my heart beat in the EKG
She takes my urine sample
She’d take my semen if I let her
Lake Michigan is wet
But I’m pretty sure she’s wetter

So she’s a medic in genetics, got a Master’s Degree
But what she really wants to study is my anatomy
Examine me inside and out,
Inch by inch
Give me a full body physical on the waiting room bench
Keep the brain confidential from the Bio Station
There’s a lot of potential for a H.I.P.P.A. violation

‘Cause I’m hot for the examiner and she’s hot for me
She sees my heart beat in the EKG
She takes my urine sample
She’d take my semen if I let her
Lake Michigan is wet
But I’m pretty sure she’s wetter

So this session’s almost over but my erection is not
The lesson learned today is that science is hot
Hot like an overheated robot machine
Is this Love, is it Lust, or perhaps Amphetamine
To tell you the truth, I don’t really know
But I’m high on something and it ain’t placebo
‘Cause the last time I was this turned on was by my sexy pediatrician
Giving me a suppository as Valium lowered my inhibitions
So I’m about to end this rhyme and make my move
Fuck…hold up…I just realized she’s a dude…

‘Cause I’m Not for the examiner
and he’s Not for me
He sees my heart beat in the EKG
He takes my urine sample
But best avoid my sperm
You’d make the same mistake if you saw this dude’s perm

Tuesday
Sep272011

Win tickets to SMOKES & JOKES happening this Saturday, October 1st at Terrene Hookah Lounge!