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Friday, December 1st - 8pm
First Friday's Comedy Contest
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Tractor Brewery - Wells Park

Saturday, December 2nd - 6pm
The Dinner Detective
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Albuquerque Marriott Uptown

Friday, December 8th - 8pm
Shenanigans Stand Up
Pagosa Springs, CO
Shooters and Shenanigans

Saturday, December 9th - 6pm
The Dinner Detective
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Albuquerque Marriott Uptown

Friday, December 15th - 9:30pm
Headliners Comedy
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Rio Bravo Brewing Company

Saturday, December 16th - 11:00am
Con-Jikan - opening ceremony
Albuquerque, New Mexico
MCM Eleganté

Saturday, December 16th - 7pm
The Dinner Detective
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Private Show

Saturday, December 23rd - 6pm
The Dinner Detective
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Albuquerque Marriott Uptown

Saturday, December 31st - 11am
The Dinner Detective
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Private Show

Friday, January 5th - 8pm
First Friday's Comedy Contest
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Tractor Brewery - Wells Park

 

 

Friday
Aug122011

No more talkin' 'bout it, her' it iz!

Friday
Aug122011

Bullet Proof

Just finished writing a new rap called Bullet Proof.  It's about how I'm Bullet Proof.  Keep checking the Rusta Rhymes page or come to a show to see it debuted soon, but until then here's a sneak peak....

 

I got Bullet Proof gloves
And Bullet Proof socks
I wear a Bullet Proof rubber
On my Bullet Proof cock

I got a Bullet Proof shirt
With a Bullet Proof zia
And when I eat Garcia's
It's Bullet Proof sopapillas

A Bullet Proof house
With my Bullet Proof parents
And the window's Bullet Proof
But I guess that's apparent

I ride to work
On my Bullet Proof bike
And when I play with little kids
We fly Bullet Proof kites
Wednesday
Aug102011

Look at me, I have a website! Now I'm a real comic.

So here it is, my REAL webpage!  I will use this page to get more facebook friends, and I will use facebook to get my facebook friends to come look at my webpage.  It doesn't stop there though.  I will also post the link to this page on my Twitter, so you can come to this page to read my tweets instead of Twitter.  Next I will post my YouTube videos on here for your viewing pleasures, but if you would rather watch them on YouTube feel free to check out my YouTube channel.  Still can't find what you're looking for?  Check out this sweet new searh engine I just discovered.

Enjoy the page, let me know what you think, AND COME SEE SOME STAND UP!

~Rusty

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