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Saturday, January 27th - 9pm
PocoLoco Comedy Show
Albuquerque, New Mexico

Lucky '66 Bowling

Friday, February 9nd - 9:30pm
Headliner's Comedy
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Rio Bravo Brewery

Saturday, February 10th - 6pm
The Dinner Detective
Albuquerque, New Mexico

Albuquerque Marriott Uptown

Saturday, February 24th - 6pm
Destiny Wrestling Organization - Pain Rising
Albuquerque, New Mexico

Cesar Chaves Community Center

Geeks Who Drink - Pub Quiz
Every Wednesday at 7:00pm
Albuquerque, New Mexico

Tractor Brewery - Four Hills

Friday, March 2nd - 8pm
First Friday's Comedy Contest
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Tractor Brewery - Wells Park

 

 

Friday
Aug122011

Bullet Proof

Just finished writing a new rap called Bullet Proof.  It's about how I'm Bullet Proof.  Keep checking the Rusta Rhymes page or come to a show to see it debuted soon, but until then here's a sneak peak....

 

I got Bullet Proof gloves
And Bullet Proof socks
I wear a Bullet Proof rubber
On my Bullet Proof cock

I got a Bullet Proof shirt
With a Bullet Proof zia
And when I eat Garcia's
It's Bullet Proof sopapillas

A Bullet Proof house
With my Bullet Proof parents
And the window's Bullet Proof
But I guess that's apparent

I ride to work
On my Bullet Proof bike
And when I play with little kids
We fly Bullet Proof kites
Wednesday
Aug102011

Look at me, I have a website! Now I'm a real comic.

So here it is, my REAL webpage!  I will use this page to get more facebook friends, and I will use facebook to get my facebook friends to come look at my webpage.  It doesn't stop there though.  I will also post the link to this page on my Twitter, so you can come to this page to read my tweets instead of Twitter.  Next I will post my YouTube videos on here for your viewing pleasures, but if you would rather watch them on YouTube feel free to check out my YouTube channel.  Still can't find what you're looking for?  Check out this sweet new searh engine I just discovered.

Enjoy the page, let me know what you think, AND COME SEE SOME STAND UP!

~Rusty

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