The Beach Waterpark - Chris Christie's Home Away From Home

New Jersey Governor, Chris Christie apparently closed down The Beach in Albuquerque, New Mexico in 2005 and has been having private vacations there with his friends and family ever since. Christie supposedly had The Black Hole removed when his friend Bill Richardson, former New Mexico governor, got stuck in the tunnel. It is rumored that other former and current New Mexico governors have been invited to the waterpark, including Susana Martinez, who had a pizza party with the Christie family, and Gary Johnson, who spent most of his visit smoking marijuana on the Lazy River.