Show Dates

Geeks Who Drink - Pub Quiz 
Every Wednesday at 7:00pm
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Tractor Brewery - Four Hills
 
Every Thursday at 7:00pm
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Palmer Brewery & Cider House

Friday, August 3rd - 9:30pm
Headliners Comedy
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Rio Bravo Brewery

Saturday, August 4th - 7:00pm
w/ Steven Michael Quezada
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Barelas Event Center

Saturday, August 11th - 6pm
The Dinner Detective
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Marriott Uptown

Saturday, August 18th - 6pm 
Destiny Wrestling Organization No Regrets
Albuquerque, New Mexico

Cesar Chaves Community Center

Friday, August 24th - 10:30pm 
Sorry, Not Sorry
Albuquerque, New Mexico

The Guild Cinema

Friday, September 7th - 8pm
First Friday's Comedy Contest
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Tractor Brewery - Wells Park


 

 

Entries in Albuquerque Comedy (33)

Tuesday
Feb102015

3rd Thursday's Comedy Contest....come crown this month's winner!

We're back with another exciting, laughter filled night of stand up at Tractor Brewing - Wells Park! Last month the crowd crowned AJ Martinez, Comedian T-Gram, and Troy Willson the winners, so they'll be back defending their titles against a new batch of comics, including Royal A. Wood III, Richard Wolfson, Chuck Ruiz, Matt Peterson, Eddie Stephens, and Danger K Varoz! And if that weren't enough, this gang bang of laughter will be hosted by the always sexy, usually funny, Rusty Rutherford.

....and did I mention it's FREE?? That's right, free. That's cheap!

So get on out to Tractor Brewing Company- Wells Park,1800 4th Street NW, for a funny night of fun and freedom, and help us decide which funny-maker will take home the gold this month!

Tuesday
Jan132015

Come See 10 Comedians Battle For Your Approval!

 

3rd Thursday's Comedy Contest is back this month for another FREE SHOW!


After last month's super-successful free show at Tractor Brewing - Wells Park, we decided to do it again! That's right, 10 great comedians battling it out for your vote....for free!

Rusty Rutherford hosts as comedy is slung at you from Sarah Mowrey, William Cameron Bolt, Mary Byrd, Troy Willson, Adrian Martinez, Comedian T-Gram, Dan Rascon, Kevin Kennedy, James Morrow, and Jason Green! You decide who's the funniest and who will come back next month. This is one you don't want to miss!!



Thursday
Jun052014

Naughty Prom at Art Bar!!!

I'm SOOOOOOOOOO stoked for this show!!  Be prepared to dance and laugh at the same time, as the sexy flows form the 505's own Rusta Rhymes vibrate through your bones!  Don't miss Naughty Prom, this Friday, June 7th at Art Bar.


 

Cats and Kittens- dust off your best prom gear~ cause we're gonna rock this naughty prom! Help us celebrate the sensual side of life with music, dancing, burlesque art, poetry and more!

Whether you never went or just wanna relive the experience, (or you just wanna dress up and get down) - we got you! 

Featuring:

*Erotica poetry with some of NM's most sensual writers
* Full bar with the best mixologists in the state
*Burlesque with the ladies of the Black Widow Cabal and Broken Diamond Burlesque
*Live music from Bandwidth No NameElement37, Rusta Rhymes, Ruben Vail and The Bhang!
* and so much more! 

Poets for the night event include Zachary KluckmanNate MaxsonBenjamin BormannAnna Martinez, Emily Warzeniak, Makayla Malak Armijo 
and more! 

Photo booth with Malik Daniels Photography! Get your prom pic to remember the evening by~

In keeping with the theme - we are asking that everyone get in the spirit and wear their prom dresses/evening gowns and tuxes/suits. 

Grab a date and come relive your prom and dance til the moon howls!

This is a 21+ event!

Members and Guests Welcome - 
Memberships Available at the Door 
$5 for Members $10 for New Members

Wednesday
Apr092014

What To Do If You Get Caught Stealing A Golf Cart

Today me and my nillas attempted to film a scene for our music video, which involves us cruising around in a golf cart rapping like we’re too legit, too legit to quit.  We tried to shoot the scene last weekend at Albuquerque Country Club, but when we asked them if we could use a golf cart for 10 minutes, they told us they were a private club and they didn’t allow “street people” inside.  Today we went to Arroyo Del Oso, a public golf course and asked for Bob, somebody that my buddy Rick Semones suggested I talk to.  Well, we started off on a bad foot, because turns out there is no “Bob” that works at Arroyo Del Oso (Rick, you’re a dick).  We explained that we were shooting a music video, and asked if we could use a cart for a quick shot, and they said we would have to come back tomorrow and talk to the manager for that.  Ain’t nobody got time for that!  We took to the field and pitched our video to the youngest white guys we could find, asking if they would like to be in our video, or at least let us use there golf cart for about 5 minutes to film our scene.  They said they would let us, but they were responsible for the cart and any damages to it, so they couldn’t.  This was them saying in golfer talk that they were big ol’ pussies who hated fun and adventure and rap music.  Next we found a post-pubescent Anglo boy that was working at the course, shagging balls or something, and pitched our idea to him.  He said he didn’t have enough pull there, but suggested we talk to one of the older Caucasian men that worked at the course.  Being civil and polite was getting us nowhere.  If we were going to get our shot in a golf cart, we were going to have to jack a golf cart, GTA style.  Me and my buddy, who goes under the alias “White Spice” in fear of being caught by the man, hopped in a cart.  The keys were there waiting for us, but we were having some trouble starting it.  Finally we figured it out, but before we could hit the gas, an employ approached us and timidly shouted “Can I help you guys with something?”  I had to think fast.  I thought about asking him to help us figure out how to start the cart, but it was obvious he was on to the fact that we didn’t belong there (perhaps because of our gold chains, wife beaters, and bandanas).  I thought fast, and turned the situation around by handing him my phone and asking if he could take a picture of us.  “Sure,” he agreed, hesitantly.  He took my phone, and he was either terrified of what was about to go down, or he had Parkinson’s (I don’t say that to make a joke of Parkinson’s Disease, I say that because he was trembling like crazy, and may have, in fact, had Parkinson’s.  That’s why the photo is a little blurry), because he was trembling like crazy.  That’s why the photo is a little blurry (I put that twice, just in case you didn’t read what was in the parenthesis). 

            After our failed attempt to shoot our golf cart scene, we decided to film us cruising in the back of a truck instead.  As we circled a roundabout in front of Albuquerque Country Club (the club that had previously told us that they don’t allow street people inside), one of the employs came out to “warn us” that the people there call the cops when they see stuff like that going on.  We thanked him for his concern, and then continued circling the roundabout as he spied on us from the parking lot.  Once we were finished and began driving off, the young man ran up on the sidewalk next to our truck, more intrigued than angry, appearing as if he wished he were in the back of that truck with us wearing bling and a wife-beater, rapping his little heart out, instead of working at a country club that doesn’t allow street people in, and he shouted, as we drove off into the desert sunset, “Hey, just out of personal curiosity, what is this video for?”

  “Youth group,” I lied.  “Youth group.” 

 

photo credit: Mike L.J. Fox

Wednesday
Feb192014

Are You My Mother?

Recently over the interweb blogs, a huge story leaked.  Albuquerque native comedian and the inventor of bottlecap art release 3 provocative photos with the simple one-word title "Squeaky."  Many of the blog's loyalists fell into hysteria, some even calling into work for days at a time trying to try and decode the encrypted message, "S-Q-U-E-A-K-Y."  Was it some sort of acronym?  Maybe.  "I wish I could hear squeaky," proclaimed Stephen "Haha" Hunt, in his belief that "squeaky" referred to a sound that Garcia makes during intercourse when she is covered in a blend of KY Jelly and chicharones grease.  At 12:25 PM (Mountain Time), Garcia gave us a new clue into the mysterious photos, by posting the comment: "My new character, chola from hell."  This message only seemed to confuse fans more, who were under the impression that Goldie Garcia's current character was "The Chola from Hell."

The following afternoon, North East Heightz' gangsta rapper, Rusta Rhymes, came across the photos on the website's page, and noticed a strange resemblance to himself.  Rhymes, having not seen his biological mother since February 1st, 2013, thought this might indeed be the mother he has spent the last 21,600 minutes of his life looking for.  These rumors have not been confirmed as of yet, and we are await results from the DNA tests, but there is already a multi-language book deal in the works for this unraveling story, which is expected to top the NY Times Best Seller List upon its release (release date TBD).

Stay tuned for exclusive updates as this story continues to develop.