Show Dates

 Thursday, October 17th - 7pm 
Side Effex Stand Up - Open Mic
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Side Effex

Saturday, October 19th - 8pm
Party Hard Wrestling
Mesa, Arizon
The Nile

Saturday, October 19th - 11pm
Party Hard After Party

 Stand Up with Colt Cabana
Mesa, Arizon
National Comedy Theatre

Monday, October 21st - 8pm
Geeks Who Drink
Albuquerque, New Mexico
O'Niell's Heights

Thursday, October 24th - 7pm
Side Effex Stand Up - Open Mic
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Side Effex

Saturday, October 26th - 8pm
Canteen Comedy Night
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Canteen Brewhouse (2381 Aztec NE)

Thursday, October 31st - 7pm
Side Effex Stand Up - Open Mic
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Side Effex

Friday, November 1st - 8pm
First Friday's Comedy Contest
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Tractor Brewery Wells Park

Saturday, November 2nd - 10pm
Reptilian Lounge
Albuquerque, New Mexico
T-Lab

Thursday, November 7th - 7pm
Side Effex Stand Up - Open Mic
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Side Effex

Friday, November 8th - 8pm
Comedy Roast Battles
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Tractor Brewery Wells Park

Thursday, November 14th - 7pm
Side Effex Stand Up - Open Mic
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Side Effex

Saturday, November 15th - 8pm
Party Hard Wrestling
Mesa, Arizon
The Nile

Thursday, November 21st - 7:30pm
Thursday Night Standup
Bernalillo, New Mexico
The Stage at The Star

Friday, December 6th - 8pm
First Friday's Comedy Contest
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Tractor Brewery Wells Park

Thursday, December 12th - 7:30pm
Thursday Night Standup
Bernalillo, New Mexico
The Stage at The Star

 



 

Entries in joke (2)

Monday
Sep162019

Why you should be nice...

Sunday
Oct302011

Telemarketer Phone Call - I Can't Date 14 Year Olds 

TELEMARKETER
Hello my name is Diane and I'm with Americare. We are doing a study in your area regarding HGH. Are you familiar with HGH.

RUSTY
Yeah, I've heard of it. (I have no idea what HGH is).

TELEMARKETER
Yeah, most people have. It's a Human Growth Hormone. Do you experience low energy, take prescription medications, are overweight, or would like to look 10 years younger?

RUSTY
Well, here's my problem. I would really like HGH, but I'm only 24 so if I looked ten years younger I would look like I was 14. So not only would it be harder to get into bars and rated R movies, but I'd have to start dating 14 year old girls again, you know? I can't really do that because I've gotten in trouble for that sort of thing in the past.

TELEMARKETER
Oh...

RUSTY
Yeah, and as far as a lack of energy, I'll usually just drink a Red Bull or do some coke, you know?

TELEMARKETER
Oh, yeah I see. Ok, well have a nice day then.