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Entries in Stand Up (10)

Tuesday
May022017

First Friday's Comedy Contest - Cinco de Drinko

Friday
Oct182013

Stuff to do in Abq! Oct. 18th-20th

There's sooooooooooo much to do in Abq this weekend that I had to make a video...

 

Sunday
Jun022013

How to perform for kids when the R-Rated routine you prepared won't work.

Last night I had a dream that myself and a couple other Abq comics got booked for a big out of town gig.  We all got to the venue and were hanging out backstage waiting to go on.  I was opening the show, and I ran on to the stage, enthusiastically ready to slur obscenities at the crowd....but to my surprise, 90% of the audience were kids, so I had to adjust my set on stage while the other comics were scrambling backstage to rewrite what they had prepared.  I said "What's up New Mexico?!!" and they all booed because we weren't in New Mexico.  Then I said, New Mexico isn't that bad, we're #1 in a lot of things, like DUIs, teen pregnancy....I couldn't think of a punch-line, and as I struggled to think of a 3rd thing, kids in the audience started raising their hands, so I let them guess what else NM was 1st in.  One by one I let them guess.  “Wiggling their knees and patting their stomach?” was the first kids guess.  “No, but close,” I replied while trying to think of a punch-line appropriate for 2nd graders.  A few more kids made some stupid guesses, then finally one girl said “Menopause?” 

“That’s right!” I shouted.

“What’s menopause,” a few kids screamed out.

“It’s when you pause for a minute and say to yourself ‘What the fuck have I done with the last 50 years of my life?’”

 

I just turned 28, and I’m already having dreams about menopause….  

Tuesday
Dec182012

3rd Thursday's Comedy Contest - December to Remember

It may be cold outside, but the coal on top of the hookah is hot!

Come check out Albuquerque's hottest comedy contest this Thursday night at Terrene Hookah Lounge! This month's contest features Richard Wolfson, Keith Breckenridge, Rick Semones, Mike Long, Matt Peterson, Dawn Schary, Caitlin Fletcher, Goldie Garcia, Joe Quesada, and Mary Byrd. Plus your hilarious Ho-Ho-Host, Rusty Rutherford.

Doors open at 7:00 and tickets are only $6 plus tax. This is an 18 and over show, so you know that any girl/guy you pick up will be legal.

Come decide who takes home the crown this Thursday at Terrene!

Monday
Apr232012

Kickin' it with the KOB Morning Mayhem crew....