Show Dates

 Thursday, October 17th - 7pm 
Side Effex Stand Up - Open Mic
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Side Effex

Saturday, October 19th - 8pm
Party Hard Wrestling
Mesa, Arizon
The Nile

Saturday, October 19th - 11pm
Party Hard After Party

 Stand Up with Colt Cabana
Mesa, Arizon
National Comedy Theatre

Monday, October 21st - 8pm
Geeks Who Drink
Albuquerque, New Mexico
O'Niell's Heights

Thursday, October 24th - 7pm
Side Effex Stand Up - Open Mic
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Side Effex

Saturday, October 26th - 8pm
Canteen Comedy Night
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Canteen Brewhouse (2381 Aztec NE)

Thursday, October 31st - 7pm
Side Effex Stand Up - Open Mic
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Side Effex

Friday, November 1st - 8pm
First Friday's Comedy Contest
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Tractor Brewery Wells Park

Saturday, November 2nd - 10pm
Reptilian Lounge
Albuquerque, New Mexico
T-Lab

Thursday, November 7th - 7pm
Side Effex Stand Up - Open Mic
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Side Effex

Friday, November 8th - 8pm
Comedy Roast Battles
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Tractor Brewery Wells Park

Thursday, November 14th - 7pm
Side Effex Stand Up - Open Mic
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Side Effex

Saturday, November 15th - 8pm
Party Hard Wrestling
Mesa, Arizon
The Nile

Thursday, November 21st - 7:30pm
Thursday Night Standup
Bernalillo, New Mexico
The Stage at The Star

Friday, December 6th - 8pm
First Friday's Comedy Contest
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Tractor Brewery Wells Park

Thursday, December 12th - 7:30pm
Thursday Night Standup
Bernalillo, New Mexico
The Stage at The Star

 



 

Entries in Stand Up (12)

Monday
Sep162019

Why you should be nice...

Wednesday
Mar272019

First Friday's Comedy Contest - It's April, Fools

First Friday’s Comedy Contest, New Mexico’s longest running comedy show is back with more hilarity than ever!

Ten comedians will slang jokes for your approval hoping to be crowded April’s funniest comic in the 505.

Hosted by Rusty Rutherford and featuring the comedic stylings of Josh Fournier, Melissa Eslinger, Jandro, Danger Varoz, Kovoaki (Missouri), Marty Adamsmith, Jack Tapestry and more!!

Oh yeah, and did I mention it’s FREE?

Tuesday
May022017

First Friday's Comedy Contest - Cinco de Drinko

Friday
Oct182013

Stuff to do in Abq! Oct. 18th-20th

There's sooooooooooo much to do in Abq this weekend that I had to make a video...

 

Sunday
Jun022013

How to perform for kids when the R-Rated routine you prepared won't work.

Last night I had a dream that myself and a couple other Abq comics got booked for a big out of town gig.  We all got to the venue and were hanging out backstage waiting to go on.  I was opening the show, and I ran on to the stage, enthusiastically ready to slur obscenities at the crowd....but to my surprise, 90% of the audience were kids, so I had to adjust my set on stage while the other comics were scrambling backstage to rewrite what they had prepared.  I said "What's up New Mexico?!!" and they all booed because we weren't in New Mexico.  Then I said, New Mexico isn't that bad, we're #1 in a lot of things, like DUIs, teen pregnancy....I couldn't think of a punch-line, and as I struggled to think of a 3rd thing, kids in the audience started raising their hands, so I let them guess what else NM was 1st in.  One by one I let them guess.  “Wiggling their knees and patting their stomach?” was the first kids guess.  “No, but close,” I replied while trying to think of a punch-line appropriate for 2nd graders.  A few more kids made some stupid guesses, then finally one girl said “Menopause?” 

“That’s right!” I shouted.

“What’s menopause,” a few kids screamed out.

“It’s when you pause for a minute and say to yourself ‘What the fuck have I done with the last 50 years of my life?’”

 

I just turned 28, and I’m already having dreams about menopause….