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Saturday, January 13th - 10pm
Stand Up at The Guild
Albuquerque, New Mexico

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Saturday, January 20th - 6pm
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Entries in Teabagger Barb (43)

Thursday
May252017

600 billion Muslims & a book about Vietnam

Meet Angelique Ladd. She's probably a friend of Teabagger Barb. She buys her makeup in bulk from Cost-Co and watches ICP makeup tutorials before applying said makeup. I'm not sure if she goes through a car wash before bed each night to wash the makeup off, or if she just leaves it on and applies a new layer over it the next day. She recently blocked me from Facebook after threatening to find me and have intercourse with me. Luckily I snapped a few screenshots before she left...

 

 

 

 

BLOCKED :(

 

Wednesday
Feb012017

Conspiracy Cordova - Cub Scouts of America: Domestic Terrorists

A majority of Americans have fallen into a deep depression do to what has happened over the past several months. I am obviously referring to Teabagger Barb unfriending me and then blocking me on facebook. After that tragic event, I was convinced that I'd live the rest of my life never having thought provoking discussions about Starbucks and the Jews or how Oprah and Al Sharpton hate gingers...that was, until I met Conspiracy Cordova on facebook.

After being unable to convince Conspiracy Cordova that the Oklahoma City bombers were U.S. Military Veterns and not Jesuits, I realized that this could be the start of a blooming new relationship...

 

Block

Tuesday
Sep292015

Teabagger Barb's - Other People's Quotes on Einstein's Face memes

Teabagger Barb posted a quote from Scott Alexander on a picture of Einstein so I posted a quote from Teabagger Barb on a picture of Einstein, and then posted that picture on her quote from Scott Alexander on a picture of Einstein...

 

 

Tuesday
Sep292015

Not to be TACKY, but Teabagger Barb is Tacky af....

Having trouble deciding who you're going to vote for this upcoming election? Take a tip from Teabagger Barb and swing your vote towards the candidate with the prettiest wife, because let's be real, that's what truly matters when deciding who will run our country.


 

Sunday
Nov092014

Teabagger Barb - Obama's Kissing Bugs

You ever meet one of those people that blame EVERYTHING on Obama....like bug infestations? I have.