Show Dates

 Thursday, October 17th - 7pm 
Side Effex Stand Up - Open Mic
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Side Effex

Saturday, October 19th - 8pm
Party Hard Wrestling
Mesa, Arizon
The Nile

Saturday, October 19th - 11pm
Party Hard After Party

 Stand Up with Colt Cabana
Mesa, Arizon
National Comedy Theatre

Monday, October 21st - 8pm
Geeks Who Drink
Albuquerque, New Mexico
O'Niell's Heights

Thursday, October 24th - 7pm
Side Effex Stand Up - Open Mic
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Side Effex

Saturday, October 26th - 8pm
Canteen Comedy Night
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Canteen Brewhouse (2381 Aztec NE)

Thursday, October 31st - 7pm
Side Effex Stand Up - Open Mic
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Side Effex

Friday, November 1st - 8pm
First Friday's Comedy Contest
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Tractor Brewery Wells Park

Saturday, November 2nd - 10pm
Reptilian Lounge
Albuquerque, New Mexico
T-Lab

Thursday, November 7th - 7pm
Side Effex Stand Up - Open Mic
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Side Effex

Friday, November 8th - 8pm
Comedy Roast Battles
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Tractor Brewery Wells Park

Thursday, November 14th - 7pm
Side Effex Stand Up - Open Mic
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Side Effex

Saturday, November 15th - 8pm
Party Hard Wrestling
Mesa, Arizon
The Nile

Thursday, November 21st - 7:30pm
Thursday Night Standup
Bernalillo, New Mexico
The Stage at The Star

Friday, December 6th - 8pm
First Friday's Comedy Contest
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Tractor Brewery Wells Park

Thursday, December 12th - 7:30pm
Thursday Night Standup
Bernalillo, New Mexico
The Stage at The Star

 



 

Entries in The Guild Cinema (4)

Sunday
May192019

Albuquerque Funny Fiesta 2019

The 2019 ABQ Funny Fiesta is the premier comedy festival in New Mexico! The festival will be June 14th and 15th- featuring two jam-packed days of stand-up, improv, sketch, film, magic, and more!! Tickets are now on sale! You can purchase individual show tickets or grab yourself a three-show pass and save some cash!

Schedule:

Friday, June 14th


Kick-Off Comedy, 6 – 7:30, Hosted by Kendra Jean Brand
Ann Gora
Tyler Jackson
Bryan Lambe
Lydia Manning
Fill & Wes
Royal Wood
Greg Ziomek
Melissa Eslinger


Long-Form Improv, 8 – 8:45pm
The One Night Stanleys


Out-of Towners Stand-Up, 9 – 9:45pm, Hosted by Mary Byrd
Sarah Mowrey
Mary Jane French
Carolyn Bergier


Saturday, June 15th


Funny Fiesta Short Film Festival, 4 – 4:45pm
Blackout Cheap Date
Siren 13 Media
Match Match: Promo and Russ T.
Nerdtastic
Offset Webseries
Match Match: Naat Aasha
Blackout Burito
Good Buddy
Match Match Snatch Snatch: Tate


Podcast, 5 – 5:45pm
Spec Script


Short-Form Improv, 6 – 6:45pm
The Show Courtesy of The Box


Sketch, 7 – 7:45pm
Blackout Sketch Show


Sarah Kennedy Headliner Stand-up, 8 – 8:45pm
Mary Byrd
Sarah Kennedy


Kristal Adams Headliner Stand-Up, 9 – 9:45pm
Rusty Rutherford
Kristal Adams


The Blue Show, 10-11:30pm, Hosted by Sarah K.
Lydia Manning
Rusty Rutherford
Ann Gora
Bryan Lambe
The Show
Blackout Sketch
Sarah Mowry
Kristal Adams
Kendra Jean Brand
Mary Jane French
Carolyn Bergier

 

Friday
Feb062015

Stand Up Is More Artsy In Black And White

I performed at The Guild last week, and my buddy Bruce Ying Wong filmed my set. I thought the video was alright, but there was something off, something I couldn't quite put my finger on. I sent the video to the trash bin on my computer and hoped that the next one would turn out better. Then it came to me in a dream. Our subconscious is a strange thing, and dreams speak to us in metaphors, similes, and onomonopias, so I wasn't completely sure what it meant when I was skinny dipping in the Rio Grande and a silvery minnow, my spirit animal, said to me, he says "Rusty BE Michael Jackson. You ARE Michael Jackson." I try to trust and follow my dreams, so I knew it was no coincidence the next morning when I was on my way to get some plastic surgery when MJ came on my Michael Jackson Pandora station singing "It doesn't matter if you're black our white." I thought to myself out loud, "You're right Michael, it really doesn't matter if you're black or white, or in your case, black and white...black AND white. Wait a minute, my dream wasn't telling me to get a nose job, it was telling me I need to be black and white. My video needs to be BLACK AND WHITE! I called and canceled my appointment with the plastic surgeon, as well as the dentist appointment I had scheduled for next week to get my wisdom teeth pulled, and I turned my car around. I got pulled over for making an illegal u-turn while talking on the phone, but the cop let me go with a warning because I am white. I sped home to edit my video, got pulled over again for speeding, and got off with another warning because I am white. I opened up my trash bin, pulled out the mouse that I threw away last night out of frustration, took him outside to the dumpster because he was really starting to smell, then I went back inside to my computer, opened my computer trash bin and took out the video I had sent there last night. I did a little editing to make it black and white, and re-watched it. "This video is hilarious!" I screamed out loud. "I'm going to put this on YouTube" I whispered. So here it is, in it's entirety. I hope you are as touched by this video as I was...

...okay, actually I made it black and white because the lighting was weird at the venue and I thought this looked better.

 

Friday
Apr182014

ROTGUT - World Premier this weekend

 

It's the world premiere screening of the sleazy, slimy, shot-in-New Mexico horror-comedy "ROTGUT."

A seedy downtown bar on a seemingly quiet Sunday morning. Arriving at the doors is the usual collection of drunks, losers and lost souls. But when a batch of very bad booze is introduced into the mix, this group of unlikely, down-on-their-heels heroes must fight back against a growing horde of mutated, brain-eating maggot creatures. Drink up quick. Because Happy Hour is over. 

This locally-produced horror-comedy comes from the makers of Stiffed and I Heart U and features New Mexico actors Jeremy OwenMegan PribylMerritt Glover, Aaron Worley, Charlie Dearing, Eric Bodwell, Rusty Rutherford, Kevin Santry, Paul Alsing and Israel Wright. Plus a special appearance by Birdemic star Whitney Moore

Directed by Billy Garberina, written by Devin O'Leary and produced byCraig A. Butler. An ALIBI MIDNIGHT MOVIE MADNESS presentation! April 18 and 19, 10:30pm. $8 general / $6 students. Door Prizes Courtesy of STRANGER FACTORY. 

Cast and crew will be in attendance!

 

Tuesday
Feb192013

So many chances to come see LIVE COMEDY in the 505!!!